Our home modem Disconnects when..

Our home modem disconnects..

a) When it rains
b) Before it rains
c) Immediately after it rains
d) When it suspects that it is going to rain
e) When May showers
f) When Kit showers
g) At night, roughly 10pm all the way through the night..
h) When someone calls the house phone (normal)
i) When mum cleans the house
j) When maid cleans the house
k) Kit claims that when me and May walked into the house..
l) When May walks up the stairs to her room
m) When May closes the door of her room
n) When it feels like it
o) When it is angry
p) When we need to go online urgently

And what happens when the modem doesn't work?

A hole will magically appear one morning.
(Apparently it had a little encounter with Kit's fist)